Haunted Hawaii:  5 Spooky Destinations

Haunted Hawaii:  5 Spooky Destinations Hawaii isn’t all paradise and rainbows.  Long before contact with the outside world, ancient Hawaiian chiefs fought bloody battles at what are today popular tourist destinations.   Mercurial gods, like Pele, still guard sacred sites and grudges between feuding deities have time and time again caused unexplainable tragedies.  Add to ..

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Indoor Hawaii Activities for Vampires

Indoor Hawaii Activities for Vampires It’s 8 a.m.on Waikiki Beach and, despite your best attempts to stay tucked neatly under a hotel umbrella, your pale skin is frying in the sun.  Literally.  Because, dammit, you’re a vampire and once again your friends have forgotten that about you and planned a day full of hiking and ..

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7 Hawaiian Legends Too Spooky to Ignore

7 Hawaiian Legends Too Spooky To Ignore Thinking of visiting Hawaii, but heard some pretty spooky stories from your friends? Maybe they heard the faint and unnerving sound of an army parading past or maybe their rental car broke down erratically on the Pali highway. Or, perhaps the peculiar experiences started once they got home ..

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Top Nighttime Tours in Hawaii: Vampires Welcome

Top Nighttime Tours in Hawaii: Vampires Welcome Picture this.  The sky is a smear of baby blue, the sun just heating to a broil, the waves singing and the sunlight dappling through the green rugged mountainside. The day is starting to stir, the rich velvet scent of coffee brewing and the empty hammock awaiting someone’s ..

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8 Unusual Facts about Hawaii only a Geek Would Love

8 Unusual Facts about Hawaii only a Geek Would Love First off: I’d like to confirm that I think all Funlocity readers are cultured, cosmopolitan folk. They are all brilliant, stylish, beautiful, stable members of society. Funlocity readers are the Best of the Best of internet readers. But, some of you are geeks. Like me. ..

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Fun Hawaiian Activities for Happy Divorcees

Fun Hawaiian Activities for Happy Divorcees     When the honeymoon and the marriage is over! Whew! So, the divorce is final and the lawyer left you just enough money to go to Hawaii, but this time you’re going ALONE. This time, you only have to worry about entertaining yourself. No nagging, whining, and bitching from ..

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The Dole Plantation – Spongebob’s Winter Home

  “Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?” If you don’t know, ask any six year old, they can surely tell you (in word, or song). It has never been explained how exactly Spongebob took up residence inside of a pineapple on the ocean floor. It’s just brilliant “nautical nonsense,” albeit annoying at times. ..

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