Dear Hawaiian Prison Pen Pal Penny,

Dear Hawaiian Prison Pen Pal Penny,

Dear Hawaiian Prison Pen Pal Penny, Why haven’t you written me back? I’ve sent seven letters over the past few months and you haven’t replied to a single one (me: emoji, sad face). OMG, are you having like a multitude of bad days, or something? Here’s the thing- (and...
Easy Way to Upgrade Your Dating Profile: Learn the Ukelele

Easy Way to Upgrade Your Dating Profile: Learn the Ukelele

A girl walks into Honolulu’s Brewseum. You haven’t heard of The Brewseum? Oh come on! It’s only the most entertaining bar on Oahu! Check it out quickly, and then we’ll get back to the story. G’head, I’ll wait… Three eligible bachelors are seated on Brewseum barstools....