Just Mauied? 5 Public Places to Get Hot and Bothered Maui was built for romance. Of this, I’m sure. Eons ago, God smoked some arugula, considered all those warring, hormone-ridden dinosaurs that “happened” after a particularly fearsome experience with psilocybin and wondered, “hmmmm, how can I make a place where everyone doesn’t just get along, but ..
Hey, Hey Busybody: 6 Maui Spots to Truly Catch Your Breath There’s nothing like the mainland. Between subzero weather and indoor malls, traffic jams and police shootings, it’s a wonder why I ever hopped on a plane to move back to Maui. This place? Time moves like Hamakua honey. The last time I heard a ..
I know your type. You ate Top Ramen and drank Natty Ice for six months, just so you could hold that hot little boarding pass to Maui in your hands and tell all the boys at the pool hall that you’re going to get “leeeeeeeeiii-ed” in Hawaii. (So optimistic, aren’t ya, chipmunk?) Island of your ..
Your Tiny, Expensive Painting is Downright Pretentious: Where to Buy Hawaiian Art without Cleaning Out Your Wallet
Your Tiny, Expensive Painting is Downright Pretentious: Where to Buy Hawaiian Art without Cleaning Out Your Wallet When I grow up, I’m going to do little more than wash my feet with Dom Perignon, eat gobs of Godiva chocolates, and pet my Pomeranian Pepe Wigglebottoms while my pool boy waters my bushes (in more way than ..
Seven Hawaiian Places to Spot Celebrities Hollywood and Manhattan might get the most real estate in People and US Weekly, but Hawaii is a veritable hotbed for world-renowned celebrities. From seeing Britney Spears sporting a G at Maui’s Wailea Beach to spotting Jay and Bey hitching a ride on the Big Island, the Aloha State ..
While there are tons of different tours in Hawaii to go on, sometimes you just wanna try something unusual. Here’s some Hawaii trivia to ponder, as you peruse the aisles at ABC on one of our amazing islands: Hawaii imports 90% of its food. In other words, that $8.99 you’re forking over for a ..
You Left the Kids with Grandma for a Reason: 7 Adults-Only Hawaiian Activities There’s nothing like seeing the world through the fresh, untainted eyes of a child, except when you’re choosing Hawaiian honeymoon activities. Because, there’s also nothing like enjoying a vacation as far away from children as possible—yours and others (especially the latter). Yes, ..
Pimp in Paradise: 9 Ways to Do Hawaii Without Tapping Into Your 401K Mouthwash blue water (ok, smartass, you describe the water without using the same old clichés), long stretches of deserted white sand, endless tiki drinks by some sun-drenched poolside oasis: vacationing in Hawaii seems like a cure-all for every one of life’s heartaches. ..
Landlubbers, Take Note: 7 Hawaiian Activities That Have Nothing to Do with the Beach Call it primness, call it a case of the lames or call it having an intellectually curious mind, but sometimes kicking it on the beach isn’t as appealing as those Corona commercials would want you to believe. You’re in luck, you ..
Captain Cook Got Kauai Drunk and King Kamehameha Had a Concubine: 10 Hawaiian Facts That Will Impress a Local
Captain Cook Got Kauai Drunk and King Kamehameha Had a Concubine: 10 Hawaiian Facts That Will Impress a Local Spout off some Hawaiian fun facts during a game of pub trivia in Wisconsin and you might look like more than an Ed Hardy hat rack to your beer-blind friends. But, arrive in the islands and ..